The biggest joke played on the human race has just reached its punch line. As it turns out, the hundreds of Sasquatch sightings reported every year were not figments of imagination.
Alien beings have been roaming our public lands in Sasquatch costumes for longer than we may ever know.
It is yet to be decided which is the biggest discovery - that aliens actually exist, or that Sasquatch does not.
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