While the storyline and characters of Jurassic Park were science fiction, the science used to recreate dinosaurs was 100% real.

Rather than being used to build a theme park, this brilliant and catastrophic discovery was used to breed milk producing dinosaurs that would yield the most nutrient-rich milk known to man.

For obvious reasons, this was not a sustainable practice, and this shirt serves to commemorate the brave souls who grabbed a hold of those utters every day in the name of science.